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California Uber Phallus

by Runny

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1.
Can’t put another bite in my mouth Got no more fight inside me now The fury is fomenting but we ain’t done yet A blessed union of present regret Listen to the best of this advice I’ve got nothing left in me but spite Can’t listen to the rest of the sounds It’s a blatant attempt to ingest and impound Curse the wreck, smashed against the wall Quicken the pull, to hasten a fall Listen to the best of this advice I’ve got nothing left in me but spite Listen to the best of this advice I’ve got nothing left in me but spite
2.
You really need crack to block the fear and when it’s on, you’re a winner A big bulbous pipe straight from your past They don’t make it no bigger The next unhealthy obsession The next thing to go wrong A plan of attack this morning When you ain’t slept in so long Take your lessons from Biggie Smalls You’re putting in all the research Beyond the analysis of where you’re from Your laziness keeps you fiending The next unhealthy obsession The next thing to go wrong A plan of attack this morning When you ain’t slept in so long All the people are back in the room Causing bits of chaos It’ll be better when they’re gone More leftovers for later. The next unhealthy obsession The next thing to go wrong A plan of attack this morning When you ain’t slept in so long
3.
You’re my new favorite person When your thighs are on my shoulders Lets go fuck like banshees tonight You’re my new favorite person when you leave the glasses on Lets play sexy librarian tonight You’re my new favorite person Bags of dope and none is free But i’ll overlook that tonight You’re my new favorite person Cuz you know just when to leave I just wanna be alone right now You’re my new favorite person Cuz you left me on the floor The cold tiles are feeling fine tonight You’re my new favorite person Cuz you left the rig behind and you’ll give a great eulogy.
4.
I want you to be my life God i’m so lame Did you notice i’m all aligned? Why don’t you feel the same? Are you with me? No, wait, go change How am I supposed to know you’re gay? I think i’m to blame. I’m singing our song again It’s got a stupid name Hey look! The blinds went up! I still didn’t catch your name. How am I supposed to know? Did I go too low? The light ain’t gonna make you stay I guess I’ll leave you alone today Has this become my life? God, I’m so lame. How am I supposed to know you’re gay? I think i’m to blame.
5.
Watching netflix, pack of smokes, and who knows what i’m thinking The world falls recognizable when I start heavy drinking The folks on the other side of the wall Are getting bent while i get raw volumes up on dirty porn before you moved in you shoulda been warned You try to build up, i’ll bring you down Seething hatred is what you’ve found There’s no way we’ll get along This is revenge for your yapping dog. The folks on the other side of the wall Are getting bent while i get raw volumes up on dirty porn before you moved in you shoulda been warned I actually don’t give a shit The benefits of being lit Keep praying for me to pass out All your anger makes me proud The folks on the other side of the wall Are getting bent while i get raw volumes up on dirty porn before you moved in you shoulda been warned
6.
My baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe My baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe And when my baby comes home with liquor on her breathe She’s gonna want my fucking dick right down her goddam neck Said my baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe My baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose My baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose And when my baby comes home with cocaine in her nose She’s gonna give me freaky lovin when she takes off all her clothes Said my baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose My baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins My baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins And when my baby comes home with heroin in her veins She’s gonna steal all my money for her other man Said my baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins My baby’s got problems.
7.
All For Free 01:17
Give it away for free I just wanna fuck but I can't get it up Give it to me!!
8.
Wise Finds 01:58
Too pure for what I know Why did this man go? Loving peace embodied through I fucking hate this truth Wise finds at unfriendly points the dearth of soul just past the void Sky high with love around Never be the man I found Left us when his shit was sound Tied together, we’re now unbound. Wise finds at unfriendly points the dearth of soul just past the void Wise finds at unfriendly points the birth of love just beyond the void
9.
Pigs Get Fat 00:36
Pigs Get Fat & Hogs Get Slaughtered

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released October 19, 2013

All songs by Runny
Produced by George Michael Jackson
Engineered & Mixed by Alap Momin
Art Direction & Design by Daniel Irons
Album Concept by Baby Sean
Mastered by Jamal Ruhe at West West Side Music

Runny:
Queso Negro: Lead Guitar, Soul
Cracker Dap: Bass, Car
Colonel Cream: Drums, Vocals, Fury
Clit Commander the Overlord: Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Hippie
Lemon Cookie: Vocals, Annoyance

Thanks: George Michael Jackson, Alap Momin, John Cummings, Baby Sean Dougherty, Daniel Irons, Jesse Cannon, Robert Johnson, Unai Garcia Fernandez, Joey Cape, Dave Raun, Fat Mike, Niki Jackson, Matt Dundas, Dean Rispler, Ray Chalme, Will Lloyd, Judy Schneider-Gropen, Rachel McIntosh, Lauren & Glendon Breismeister, Michael Flach, Mikey Wilsker, Merica Lee, Sammy Zalta, David Grimaldi, Glenda Bautista, Barbie & Ed Cunningham, Merlin & Greg Olson, Alvaro & Lucia Benoit, Luis Gra Denas, All Marston-Reids, Matt DeSimone, The Bandana Crew, Heather Josepowitz, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Penguin, The Naked Heroes, MRC Riddims, The East West Quintet, Walk Ons, Brunch of the Living Dead, Lagwagon, The 10 Cent Fuck Flicks, Old Man Markley, The Dwarves, D.I., the FUs, Hymen Holocaust, The Stags, Bamboo Kids, Mighty Highs, Eskoria, Las Vecchias, Wasabi, The Mess Around, JD Powerr and Associates, the Prigs, Bugs in the Dark, Mother Feather, The Fuzz, Agitator, Violent Bullshit, Nails, Future of the Left, Slayer, Drug Front Records, Powerload Records, Live From The Barrage, Alex Teslik & Jeff Tyo

This album is dedicated to the memory of Matt Molnar & Jim Starace.

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