California Uber Phallus

by Runny

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released October 19, 2013

All songs by Runny
Produced by George Michael Jackson
Engineered & Mixed by Alap Momin
Art Direction & Design by Daniel Irons
Album Concept by Baby Sean
Mastered by Jamal Ruhe at West West Side Music

Runny:
Queso Negro: Lead Guitar, Soul
Cracker Dap: Bass, Car
Colonel Cream: Drums, Vocals, Fury
Clit Commander the Overlord: Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Hippie
Lemon Cookie: Vocals, Annoyance

Thanks: George Michael Jackson, Alap Momin, John Cummings, Baby Sean Dougherty, Daniel Irons, Jesse Cannon, Robert Johnson, Unai Garcia Fernandez, Joey Cape, Dave Raun, Fat Mike, Niki Jackson, Matt Dundas, Dean Rispler, Ray Chalme, Will Lloyd, Judy Schneider-Gropen, Rachel McIntosh, Lauren & Glendon Breismeister, Michael Flach, Mikey Wilsker, Merica Lee, Sammy Zalta, David Grimaldi, Glenda Bautista, Barbie & Ed Cunningham, Merlin & Greg Olson, Alvaro & Lucia Benoit, Luis Gra Denas, All Marston-Reids, Matt DeSimone, The Bandana Crew, Heather Josepowitz, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Penguin, The Naked Heroes, MRC Riddims, The East West Quintet, Walk Ons, Brunch of the Living Dead, Lagwagon, The 10 Cent Fuck Flicks, Old Man Markley, The Dwarves, D.I., the FUs, Hymen Holocaust, The Stags, Bamboo Kids, Mighty Highs, Eskoria, Las Vecchias, Wasabi, The Mess Around, JD Powerr and Associates, the Prigs, Bugs in the Dark, Mother Feather, The Fuzz, Agitator, Violent Bullshit, Nails, Future of the Left, Slayer, Drug Front Records, Powerload Records, Live From The Barrage, Alex Teslik & Jeff Tyo

This album is dedicated to the memory of Matt Molnar & Jim Starace.

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Track Name: Beer Bottle in the Ass
Can’t put another bite in my mouth
Got no more fight inside me now
The fury is fomenting but we ain’t done yet
A blessed union of present regret

Listen to the best of this advice
I’ve got nothing left in me but spite

Can’t listen to the rest of the sounds
It’s a blatant attempt to ingest and impound
Curse the wreck, smashed against the wall
Quicken the pull, to hasten a fall

Listen to the best of this advice
I’ve got nothing left in me but spite
Listen to the best of this advice
I’ve got nothing left in me but spite
Track Name: No Sleep For You
You really need crack to block the fear
and when it’s on, you’re a winner
A big bulbous pipe straight from your past
They don’t make it no bigger

The next unhealthy obsession
The next thing to go wrong
A plan of attack this morning
When you ain’t slept in so long

Take your lessons from Biggie Smalls
You’re putting in all the research
Beyond the analysis of where you’re from
Your laziness keeps you fiending

The next unhealthy obsession
The next thing to go wrong
A plan of attack this morning
When you ain’t slept in so long

All the people are back in the room
Causing bits of chaos
It’ll be better when they’re gone
More leftovers for later.

The next unhealthy obsession
The next thing to go wrong
A plan of attack this morning
When you ain’t slept in so long
Track Name: My New Favorite Person
You’re my new favorite person
When your thighs are on my shoulders
Lets go fuck like banshees tonight

You’re my new favorite person
when you leave the glasses on
Lets play sexy librarian tonight

You’re my new favorite person
Bags of dope and none is free
But i’ll overlook that tonight

You’re my new favorite person
Cuz you know just when to leave
I just wanna be alone right now

You’re my new favorite person
Cuz you left me on the floor
The cold tiles are feeling fine tonight

You’re my new favorite person
Cuz you left the rig behind
and you’ll give a great eulogy.
Track Name: How Am I Supposed to Know You're Gay?
I want you to be my life
God i’m so lame
Did you notice i’m all aligned?
Why don’t you feel the same?

Are you with me?
No, wait, go change
How am I supposed to know you’re gay?

I think i’m to blame.

I’m singing our song again
It’s got a stupid name
Hey look! The blinds went up!
I still didn’t catch your name.

How am I supposed to know?
Did I go too low?

The light ain’t gonna make you stay
I guess I’ll leave you alone today

Has this become my life?
God, I’m so lame.
How am I supposed to know you’re gay?
I think i’m to blame.
Track Name: The Other Side of the Wall
Watching netflix, pack of smokes, and who knows what i’m thinking
The world falls recognizable when I start heavy drinking

The folks on the other side of the wall
Are getting bent while i get raw
volumes up on dirty porn
before you moved in you shoulda been warned

You try to build up, i’ll bring you down
Seething hatred is what you’ve found
There’s no way we’ll get along
This is revenge for your yapping dog.

The folks on the other side of the wall
Are getting bent while i get raw
volumes up on dirty porn
before you moved in you shoulda been warned

I actually don’t give a shit
The benefits of being lit
Keep praying for me to pass out
All your anger makes me proud

The folks on the other side of the wall
Are getting bent while i get raw
volumes up on dirty porn
before you moved in you shoulda been warned
Track Name: My Baby's Got Problems
My baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe
My baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe
And when my baby comes home with liquor on her breathe
She’s gonna want my fucking dick right down her goddam neck
Said my baby’s coming home with liquor on her breathe

My baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose
My baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose
And when my baby comes home with cocaine in her nose
She’s gonna give me freaky lovin when she takes off all her clothes
Said my baby’s coming home with cocaine in her nose

My baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins
My baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins
And when my baby comes home with heroin in her veins
She’s gonna steal all my money for her other man
Said my baby’s coming home with heroin in her veins

My baby’s got problems.
Track Name: All For Free
Give it away for free
I just wanna fuck
but I can't get it up

Give it to me!!
Track Name: Wise Finds
Too pure for what I know
Why did this man go?
Loving peace embodied through
I fucking hate this truth

Wise finds at unfriendly points
the dearth of soul just past the void

Sky high with love around
Never be the man I found
Left us when his shit was sound
Tied together, we’re now unbound.

Wise finds at unfriendly points
the dearth of soul just past the void
Wise finds at unfriendly points
the birth of love just beyond the void
Track Name: Pigs Get Fat
Pigs Get Fat & Hogs Get Slaughtered